THE WEDDING RING – A TRUE STORY

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his “Ahem”.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his “ahem” while he was asleep (naked).

I don't know what's worse:

1)     Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2)     Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your “ahem”.

3) Or finding out that your ahem fits your wedding ring.!!