MALE OR FEMALE

A lot of non-living objects are either male or female. Below are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:

MALE - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

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PHOTOCOPIERS:

FEMALE - once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong ones.

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TYRES:

MALE - because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.

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HOT AIR BALLOONS:

MALE - to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

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SPONGES:

FEMALE - they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

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WEB PAGES:

FEMALE - they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

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TRAINS:

MALE - they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

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HAMMERS:

MALE - in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

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THE REMOTE CONTROL:

FEMALE -  You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

There can be many more - only let your imagination run riot :- )))