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| THE WEDDING RING – A TRUE STORY!! | |
| THE WEDDING RING – A TRUE STORY True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his “Ahem”. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his “ahem” while he was asleep (nak...
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| 16:04 | 7/Jul/2008 |
| At A Clothes Store... | |
| At A Clothes Store...At a clothes store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asked the salesman ”How much does it costs?” "Only one kiss per meter," replied the salesman with a smirk. “Really??” the surprised girl asked him. “You heard Right” He replied "Then that's fine," said the girl. I'll take ten meters." With expectation an...
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| 17:03 | 1/Jul/2008 |
| MALE OR FEMALE - | |
| MALE OR FEMALE A lot of non-living objects are either male or female. Below are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: MALE - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. } } PHOTOCOPIERS: FEMALE - once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also ...
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| 19:58 | 29/Jun/2008 |
| GETTING DRENCHED | |
| GETTING DRENCHED STRAY THOUGHTS IN MUMBAI ON 29.06.08 My peanut brain (PB) is running in the sulk gear… has to do first with the antics of Raj Thackrey and his ilk … and then the sword brandishing and rioting Sardars of Mulund. My PB is also sulking and damned worried about the “chakkas” (eunuchs) that are populating the Mumbai Police. My PB’s won...
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| 15:51 | 23/Jun/2008 |
| SANTA’S GIFTS | |
| SANTA’S GIFTS On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue...
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| 10:47 | 18/Jun/2008 |
| THE TAX POEM | |
| friends, This is a forward and not my creation... nonetheless very interestingRgds - sunshine :-) THE TAX POEM Tax his land, tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays.Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirts,Tax his work, tax his dirt. Tax his c...
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| 18:06 | 16/Jun/2008 |
| An Athist Prays | |
| AN ATHEIST’S PRAYER An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly be...
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| 10:48 | 16/Jun/2008 |
| An Incurable headache | |
| An Incurable headacheJoe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure yo...
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| 15:42 | 10/Jun/2008 |
| A QUOTE FOR EVERYONE | |
| Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. -Christopher Morley, writer (1890-1957)
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| Swati Kapoor | 18:38 | 5/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (19)
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| A SWATIAN MUSING |
| A SWATIAN MUSING Sitting beside her,In the mild morning sun,As the bees hum, a goat bleatsShe murmurs gently to me. I feel soothingly happy andGreatly attracted towards her.Sometimes she is beautiful,Soft, loving and full of laughter. Sometimes she’s harsh,Angry and full of hatred.Gushing and frothing,As if in a storm. Yet I trust her, she won...
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| namita | 18:02 | 30/Jun/2008 |
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| ROOBLE varghese | 15:04 | 30/Jun/2008 |
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| COLLEGE KI BAATEIN |
| hey guys.this is a small writ-up on the memories we cherish when our thoughts run back to the time of our college days.read on and definetely u'll feel nostalgic.njoy!!…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai …………….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai……. …….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti ha...
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| Dr.Anil Verma | 14:26 | 5/Jul/2008 |
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| धरातल 46;े खुद क ो उतार 66; मैने Dharatal pe khud ko utaara maineफिर जि ;ंदगी क 379; आज संव ;ाë...
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| shirin grover | 14:51 | 14/May/2008 |
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| An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding." Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? " Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " Office...
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| Rucha Joshi | 22:07 | 25/Jun/2008 |
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| It is rightly said that we should,'measure your life by smiles not tears, count your life by friends not years. God gave us our relatives , thank GOD we can choose our friends.
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| Ananta Khakh... | 18:25 | 3/Jul/2008 |
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| WALKING IN THE MOONSOON RAIN IN DEEP RAI... |
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| I HAVE JUST COME OUT OF OFFICE ON 03.07.08 ON BHARAT BANDH DAY AT 1305 HOURS TO GO FOR LUNCH. IT WAS AN ORDINARY DAY EXCEPT THE FACT THAT NO OFFICE SUPPORT STAFF TURN UP , INCLUDING THE DRIVERS . THAT MEENS I HAVE TO WLAK BACK FOR LUNCH IN THE BRIGHT SUNNY SUMMER MID DAY. AS SOON AS I HAVE CAME OUT OF OFFICE THE RAIN CAME DOWN LASHINGLY FROM NOW...
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| kshitij | 18:28 | 1/Jul/2008 |
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| Soccer and Ronaldo-my favorite! |
| Some people call football soccer. Well I call it soccer. For Americans football is another game. My favorite team is Brazil because its a very good team;they work together and they have good techniques.My favorite player is Christiano Ronaldo. I wish I could be him. He is the best player in the world for 2008.When I grow up I don't know what to be,...
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| Vimmi banu | 23:06 | 30/Jun/2008 |
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| Don't be afraid to admit when you know you are wrong.It is not a sign of weakness,but shows character and responsibility.Others will respect you for that.Always do the right things,even when everyone does as they please with no consideration for the feelings of others.Never compromise your values and beliefs,even if it means risking ridicule and re...
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| sareena nafe... | 11:02 | 4/Jul/2008 |
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| The whistle |
| The cupborrd in the corner was open,clothes scattered and important papers including account bills ,ration card,fee card,bank book and other bills caught the attention of Sitara.In the niche projected coins,bangles,toys and a broken idol.Sitara stood with a mixed shock and fright .....numbing her further movement.The brass lock of her wooden door ...
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| dinesh dubay | 16:01 | 26/Jun/2008 |
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| FRIEND |
| © Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!! © Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
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| pia kumar | 15:07 | 10/Jun/2008 |
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| friendship is the most beautiful realation in this world. God has given us every realation but the friendship is one we make it. so always love n trust ur friend bcoz they r the ones who makes us happy when we r sad
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| venmonybimal... | 21:03 | 18/Jun/2008 |
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| A DEATH STORY |
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| I visited the house of death,the day before I died,I saw foot prints left by you all, gone before,They were wet of tears, somebody poured in waste.But the house was bright and happy filled, I found. Death was not there, smiled- when he came, hold my hands,Cool it was, freezing my blood, streaked and stuffed it ,Blocking my heart, closing my nas...
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| Piyush Philip | 12:08 | 2/Jun/2008 |
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| About Leaving n stuff !!!! |
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| So,my company has decided to move some of us to a newer swankier office,and I am sad.As I am spending my last few days or perhaps hours in my cubicle in front of my worksation I realise that for the last 9 months or so this place has become a pseudo home for me.I always knew that our new corporate office was getiin ready,but the...
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| manoj c | 23:00 | 22/Jun/2008 |
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| why intelligent life on earth alone? |
| We are not the only ones..someone somewhere is also there..but, don't know where..we are searching.. they are elusive.. the solar system does not hold much promise for intelligent life, so the scientists get excited even if something looks remotely to the most primitive bacteria, most of the concenteration is on Mars. They have given hope that most...
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| praveen sharma | 11:38 | 8/Jul/2008 |
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| HAPPY & HAPPY & HAPPY! ALWAYS |
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| How to Get Happy when You"re Sad Everyone can feel a bit down and sad sometimes, and it totally stinks. Here are some ways to cheer up.Call up a friend to talk about it (or to get your mind off it).Watch a funny movie, preferably one that you"ve already seen and liked.Exercise! Go for a walk, a jog, or a bike-ride. Doing this will make your...
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| Renu Ayyar | 10:55 | 7/Jul/2008 |
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| Who am I......???????? |
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| Who am I….??? Pliable, my texture;Shimmering, my looks…I stretch extensively, beyond imaginationsAnd can slip easily through your hands;Incase, you fail to hold me tight…! Bathing with me in the sun;Your gentle fingers caressing my gleaming body,Don’t you love to tease me; head to toe?Leaving behind fond impressions;To be washed away by the envious...
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| raj phad | 11:06 | 21/Jun/2008 |
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| Dealing with feelings |
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| Dealing with FeelingWhen we feel high, we have no problems. The problem comes when we feel low. No one wants to feel low. When one feels low, then the more one tries to feel high, the more the low feeling presist. This seems to be the biggest problem. What is important about the feeling? They never stay the same. Feeling are fluid. See,you feel goo...
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| soumya menon | 13:10 | 9/Jun/2008 |
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| City: Bhopal
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| Friendship with God!!! |
| THE FRIENSHIP WITH GOD "Man proposes and God disposes."In a way, it is not always so. God listens to each and every need of man. The only difference lies in the way God meets those needs. The presence of the omnipresent God cannot be proved. It's just a matter of self-realization. The art of talking to oneself gives its best instance.While you...
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| Monalisa Smile | 10:35 | 5/Jul/2008 |
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| So long.... |
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| Hello All, A very good day to all who visit my iLand, read some of the boring stuff I write,To top it up, write some excellent comments and some great GB entries...I am away for few weeks..well not literally away from my lappy...but there are certainpersonal commitments because of which my activity on the iLand will be prettyerratic. I may not be r...
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| Ishan Arora | 17:41 | 29/Jun/2008 |
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| from my heart.......(2) |
| Itni shiddat se mohabbat unse ki hai is dil ne,ke phool-bhavre, chaand-sitaare, aasmaan-parvat,shama pe mitne vale parvaane bhi humse jalne lage hain..,Agar khuda yaha hota zameen par,to use batate, dil apna cheer kar..use dikhate,ki pyaar kitna bhara hai is dil mein unke liye..ye batlate,Phir shayad woh unke dil mein..humare liye pyaar jaga dete,h...
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| nitin bhatnagar | 20:24 | 25/Jun/2008 |
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| Let's Laugh..... |
| Prescription for cyanide A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." Please click here to read the full post
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| Subhransu | 12:51 | 1/Jul/2008 |
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| Salvage India |
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| Young guns, young mind with a zest to do something different can bring revolutionary change in the system. Believe they only can correct the plunging system. They understand the world better than anybody else. They are the smarter generation, they have the knowledge. They are competitive and have the attitude. Taking as an example in the current in...
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| sun comp | 16:53 | 12/May/2008 |
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| Hi Friends! A journey to thousand miles always begins with the first step and it is this step that is of maximum importance. Cricket is a beautiful game and the chance to play in England is an opportunity of a lifetime. As a part of our development activity, every year our club organizes a cricket tour to England in the months of July & ...
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| Meera Warrier | 17:29 | 26/Jun/2008 |
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| Vacation |
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| "Now it is your turn" said my cousin Shree. She was younger to me, a very bubbly, lively character and we two bonded nicely. We were playing snake and ladder during one of our summer vacations at my grandma's home. It was my vacation after my 8th standard. The others were Shree's elder brother Manu and Mohanettan, our neighbor who was the el...
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| Prabod kumar | 06:24 | 4/Jul/2008 |
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| I Love this Doctor!! |
| I generally refrain from posting forwards in my blogspace. However, when I opened my mail this morning, I got one which I felt I should necessarily share with all my blog friends.. It is one which made me feel lighter about my heavier ( than most people) frame I love this Doctor !!! Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is ...
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| SportKid s | 15:12 | 13/Jun/2008 |
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| City: Lucknow
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| BIRTH AND DEATH |
| Recently I had gone to attend a prayermeeting to one of my relative’s house whose mother had died all of asudden.When I reached, Punditji had already started the havan.,chanting hymnsin a whispering voice.I don,t think anybody could grasp anything what Panditji was chanting other than’ Swaha’Those who aresitting around the Havankund also started s...
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| krishna veni | 09:10 | 8/Jul/2008 |
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| Embalmed "Sleeping Beauty" |
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| Rosalia Lombardo was an Italian child born in 1918 in Palermo, Sicily. She died on the 6th of December 1920. It is thought that she died from a bronchial infection. She was one of the last corpses to be admitted to the Capuchin catacombs of Palermo in Sicily. Due to a preservation process by Dr. Alfredo Salafia, the child appears as if s...
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| Raut Vilas | 13:44 | 7/Jul/2008 |
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| Everyone Needs Someone |
| Everyone Needs SomeonePeople need people and friends need friendsAnd we all need love, for a full life dependsNot on vast riches or great acclaimNot on success or worldly fameBut just in knowing that someone caresAnd holds us close in their thoughts and prayersFor only the knowledge that we're understoodMake...
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| Sanjay Thakur | 19:54 | 29/Jun/2008 |
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| I loved her for that she was |
| I loved her for that she was beautiful; And that to me she seem'd to be all Nature, And all varieties of thin gs in one: Would set at night in clouds of tears, and r ise All light and laughter in the morning; fear No pett y customs nor appearances; But think what others only d ream'd about; And say what others did but think; and do What others dared n...
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| earthyy | 20:03 | 21/May/2008 |
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| Days passed beautifully. Shelly was in the happiest phase of her life. She had the best gift one can have –a true friend. Together they enjoyed every little activity- from taking the classes to bunking the classes. They would eat, fight,laugh,and go out together.It was December; Shelly noticed some mysterious gossips taking place in the friends gro...
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| Talking silence | 13:40 | 6/Jul/2008 |
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| It's Sunday |
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| It’s Sunday Sundays are always meant to be special. One way or the other. During the childhood days Sundays were of excitement. At any reason I used to get up at 7 or 7.15. Then comes, rangon ki holi Rangoli. I was addicted to it. After that it was the time to meet natural needs & newspaper grabbing from appa. Just like Rangoli, newspapers were my...
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| RAGHUPAT | 17:42 | 6/Jul/2008 |
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| Immoral Desire |
| responce required:: hi friends plz respond to this post.Immoral DesireI Know I Can't Have You,I Know It Is Impossible,Yet The Smile On Your Lips,Makes Me Wicked.I Look At You Once Again And Burn With Desire,I Want To Scream At The Top Of My Voice ThatI Want You,I Need You,I Lust You.I Know You Lust for Me Too, Yet You Resist,Your Morals Restrain Y...
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| Amiya Lahiri | 14:37 | 7/Jul/2008 |
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| MATHEMATICAL GAME |
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| R U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER TODAY WE LEARN MATHEMATICSThe goal of this lesson is solving mathematical problems by applying what you learnt at school (provided you still remember it) I give you a 3 digits and a resultand you must put all the signs necessary to restore the equality.I give you an example. The remainder you so...
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| cathy | 16:09 | 17/May/2008 |
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| FOREVER |
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| We've come so far To leave it all behind I wonder why Why did you go away You left me all alone No words can say My love please stay You and I We have moments left to share You and I We can make it anywhere You and I We belong in each other's arms There can be no other love Now I know we can have it all... Forever Each night I pray That we can be t...
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| JustAnotherC... | 20:02 | 1/Jul/2008 |
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| Beginning My Journey Of Life |
| Beginning My Journey Of Life I wake up every morning with a hopeA hope which reinforcesMy confidence to actAnd furnishes me To act with new endeavor.Streams of joy to me it bringsGives my life a profound meaning. My hopes, or rather my dreamsLead me to walk throughout the futureAnd forward me the ladderTo rise higher and higher. But I’ve heard – D...
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